Ichingcarpenter
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Mon Sep-26-11 10:13 AM
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New neutrino speed of light jokes |
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-We don't allow faster than light neutrinos in here, said the bartender. A neutrino walks into a bar.
-Neutrino. Knock knock.
-Hipsters liked neutrinos before they arrived.
-I wrote a speed of light joke...but a neutrino beat me to it.
-A. To prove particles can travel faster than light Q. Why did the neutrino cross the road?
-I'm going to tweet my neutrino joke yesterday.
Anyway I laughed before I read any of them.
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NV Whino
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Mon Sep-26-11 10:23 AM
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Jeopardy has been running on neutrinos all along!
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Mon Sep-26-11 11:02 AM
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2. In Before the Neutrino |
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Mon Sep-26-11 11:30 AM
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3. I don't get much of a charge out of these neutrino jokes |
Ichingcarpenter
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Mon Sep-26-11 12:00 PM
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4. Well, entropy isn't what it used to be |
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Due to quantum tunneling, there is an extremely tiny chance that this joke may suddenly disappear at any time (and reappear elsewhere).
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Mon Sep-26-11 03:36 PM
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5. It's better with this: |
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Mon Sep-26-11 06:10 PM
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6. What is the most unhappy subatomic particle in the universe? |
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Mon Sep-26-11 09:51 PM
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7. Flavor me spin me, and FTL me! Do it baby, you know you want to! /nt |
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