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We have a winner. This is all prelude. Our peaceloving Marines will patrol the city for the benefit of the Iraqi people. If a very small group of hardcore Sunni Muslims attack the Marines, we will have no choice but to squelch the aggression. The Iraqi people will not tolerate such lawlessness, and neither will the Coalition. Every round we fire into the City of Fallujah is like a gift wrapped in gold for the Iraqi people, the peace-loving Iraqi people, since it is designed to end the lawlessness of a minute and near microscopic group of hardcore insurgents who may also be Saddam loyalists and bitter-enders (all of whom are despised by the peace-loving Iraqi people). Peace-loving Marines will deal with these criminal elements, law-breakers and bandits, and every round they fire will be a hug for an Iraqi child, who will grow up in a free society of order, responsibility, and most importantly, commerce, as a result of each tank shell and each loving round from our A-130s (a plane we like to call our "A-OK FRIEND" for all the iraqi children, whom we love and give hugs and kittens to).