Reply #6: Praise be the blessed noodly appendage. [View All]

[geckosfeet]

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what our scientist does not realize is that every time he makes a measurement, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is there changing the results with His Noodly Appendage. We have numerous texts that describe in detail how this can be possible and the reasons why He does this.
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I bow in humble worship to the holy noodly appendage.

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Furthermore, it is disrespectful to teach our beliefs without wearing His chosen outfit, which of course is full pirate regalia. I cannot stress the importance of this enough, and unfortunately cannot describe in detail why this must be done as I fear this letter is already becoming too long. The concise explanation is that He becomes angry if we don’t.
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Damn,,, I need to get my pirate regalia back from the dry cleaners.