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Credo of a conservative (with a GREAT punchline)

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By Mark Oberzil in The Oregonian, 02/26/04

I am a conservative. I believe in staying solvent and out of debt.

I am a conservative. I believe in keeping my nose out of other people's business, their nations and their bedrooms.

I am a conservative. I believe in conserving our assets and our resources -- our air, our land, our water. Accordingly, I don't support or engage in wastefulness, inefficiency or lavish excesses.

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I highly recommend this brief read. The punchline is terrific. dw

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