Reply #136: I agree completly... [View All]

[jpatti]

Women, get your pregnant butts back in the kitchen! You don't need jobs or the vote, you need a *true* slogan of freedom: Children, Church and Kitchen! Hurrah for the Homeland!

And while we're at it, let's give the RED side what they *really* want - this will make us popular!

Let's support legalizing slavery of people of color. Hey, after peak oil, *everyone* is gonna need servants! You know, you can raise slaves on table scraps you'd normally throw out, so we'll be saving our landfills and helping the environment too!

Let's get together an initative legalizing the hunting. No more discrimination, they get their very own hunting season! Now *there's* a slogan we can win with: Beer and queers - two great tastes that taste great together!

The Bible says all the Jews will convert in the end times, so let's encourage that along. It's hard for the average Christian to tell the good converted Jews from the bad old Lord-murdering ones, so let's label the bad ones so we can tell. I know! We can put yellow stars on them! It's only a temporary solution, but it'll work until we come up with a final solution.

We need to pull together, figure out who best to scapegoat, and give it to the Reds. We can figure this out! I'm *sure* we'll win then!

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If I have to vote for pogroms to "win," I'd really rather lose; I've lost my country, not my soul.