Reply #23: And...LOVING it! [View All]

[hinachan]

<<Anyway, this guy is one of those hardcore * loving, Timothy McVeigh types who also likes Jerry Falwell on Sunday mornings. The problem with this clown is he is a total degenerate and likes to brag about the one terabyte plus of porn he has stored on his computer (a terabyte is 1,000 gigabytes).>>

How typical, a Bible thumper who gets off on porn!

<<For the next hour we went back and forth over his statement that the red states are better than blues in every social category. I happened to have my laptop and showed him a spreadsheet that I had been working on that showed clearly that crime rates, divorce rates, teen pregnancy rates, SAT/ACT scores, IQ’s, incomes, education, wealth etc… clearly and convincingly favored the blues. I then asked him why the stock markets, financial markets, banking, technology, telecom, major shipping ports, insurance industry, aerospace, entertainment, etc… are all based in the blue states? His mouth dropped open (the moron), he knew I was right. I then pointed out that the blues states pay more in taxes than we get back and are the major underwriters of the current fiasco in Iraq with our hard earned tax dollars and more importantly our kids blood is being spilled at much greater rates than the red states.>>

I love stories like this. Republicans always break out in a rash when confronted with facts. :D

<<On the day of Thanksgiving T could not control himself and started in on women and called NOW the “Nazi Organization of Women”, I asked him why? He mumbled some ditto-head answer. I then told him that “it” is called a vagina and it won’t bite him and not to be afraid. I followed up the question asking him why corrupt conservatives are so afraid of successful woman.>>

In a nutshell: Small penises. ;)

<<He then brought up a bunch of loony conservative pundits like Coulter to try and show the inclusiveness of the Republican Party.>>

Didn't you point out that "Man" Coulter is actually a cross-dressing man?

<<He asked if I would set him up with a very attractive, classy and smart blond that I know (trust me she is a looker with no boyfriend). For a 31 year old woman she can put the younger gals to shame in a bikini; the stereotypical California hard-body (except with a MBA). I replied that she is just to much woman for him to handle and besides she does not date conservative Repukes like him and would kill him within the first week (she is a bay area democrat).>>

You'd think a "macho" dude like him would have to beat off the women with a stick. Bwa-ha-haaa!

<<This really made him mad and he told me to get out of his house as he does not allow unpatriotic democrats like me there in the first place!>>

As opposed to "patriotic" descendants of Nazi supporters like Prescott Bush?

<<I then asked him where his boyfriend Jim was. Guess what? Jim got his ass shipped out to Iraq and is huddled in the green zone! My wife told me later on that her brother did not want me to know this as Jim is shitting his pants everyday and is not cut out for that type of situation. I did not laugh at this as I want everyone to come home safe (including miserable conservative pricks like Jim).>>

Screw him. He voted for the war, let him spill the blood for it. I love it when Re-pussy-cans have to fight the wars they love to instigate!