No caviar for bush voters!!! [View All]

[Bouncy Ball]

Every year at Christmas, we get a big gift basket filled with lots of gourmet goodies from a relative. Last year, we were talking to our neighbors and mentioned that it had caviar in it and neither one of us like caviar. The guy jumped up and said "Oh I loooooove caviar!" so we said have at it and gave it to him. They voted for bush. After the election, they moved their bush sign so that it FACED our house and left it there for a few days. You know, just rubbing it in.

Well, he must have seen the FedEx truck this year, because we got it today and I was walking out to my car and he comes bounding out (he is ALWAYS in the garage, because he is miserably unhappy and he knows his wife hates the garage and won't go out there) and he yells out "Hey didja get that gift basket today?" I stop and say "yep." Longish pause. He laughs a bit nervously and says "Did it have any of that caviar in it?" I said "yep." Another pause. He asks "Don't y'all hate caviar?" I said "yep." Stared at him. He said nothing. Shifted his weight. I got into my van and drove off.

I'm worried about that, because I enjoyed it a bit too much.

No caviar for bush voters.