A Truly Canadian Apology [View All]

[rpannier]

I thought this was really funny. If it's been posted before my apologies:

"On behalf of Canadians everywhere I'd like to offer an apology to the United States of America. We haven't been getting along very well recently and for that, I am truly sorry.

I'm sorry we called George Bush a moron. He is a moron but, it wasn't nice of us to point it out. If it's any consolation, the fact he's a moron shouldn't reflect poorly on the people of America. After all it's not like you actually elected him to anything.

I'm sorry about our softwood lumber. Just because we have more trees than you doesn't give us the right to sell you lumber that's cheaper and better than your own.

I'm sorry we burnt down your White House in 1812. I notice you rebuilt it! It's very nice.

I'm sorry about your beer. I know we had nothing to do with your beer, but we still feel your pain.

I'm sorry about our waffling on Iraq. I mean, when you're going up against a crazed dictator, you want your friends by your side. I realize it took more than two years before you guys pitched in against Hitler, but that was different. Everyone knew he had weapons.

Courtesy of Rick Mercer from "This Hour has 22 Minutes"

edited for spelling