Reply #119: God created science [View All]

[Sequoia]

God said: "I'm going to get the ball rolling here but I don't need to just stand around and do all the work, that's where the stars come in, all that fire and power. I thought up how this should go and put it on auto-pilot. It's hard work being God, and I need a rest too now and then. Sometimes things go wrong, like Ardvarks and Unicorns, and brainless leaders who invoke my name for their own personal gain. But, I can't just stand around and hold the Universe's hand. Yeah, I knew ole Adam would blame Eve and I'd have to kick them out of the garden. They showed how smart they were, why should I support them, let them scramble on their own, it's more interesting that way. However, the animals won't be so nice to people anymore because they know the humans will want them for food and clothing. So, don't go out in the forset and think you're dealing with Smokey the Bear or he'll eat you up."