Reply #23: Woo-hoo! Here's my answer to that! [View All]

[Vektor]

Liberal Debauchery!

Awww yeaaahhhh!

:party: :toast: :bounce: :smoke: :crazy: :silly: :beer: :kick: :headbang: :woohoo: :applause: :rofl: :spray:


I'd like to wallow in a little "Liberal Debauchery" with John Kerry myself. I think I'll write him a letter too.

Dear John Kerry,

I recently had the (dis) pleasure of reading a deranged manifesto filled with delusional whining and authored by some useless waste of a nutsack from that unholy bastion of redneck dementia, Freak RePubeLick. Don't take it personally. They are so white and so uptight over there that they aren't even human anymore - they're tampons.

Feel free to wad that fruitcake's letter up and wipe your ass with it. You don't need it, baby. Clearly this ass clown wishes he had a set of wedding tackle as impressive as yours.

He can wish in one hand and shit in the other and see which one bears fruit first.

I am writing to tell you that you and I need to get DOWN. Make a little sweet love, you know what I'm saying? Do the devil's business. Ever since I saw that picture of you shirtless in a swimming pool, I have been thinking of nothing but your musk, your man seed, your hot liberal essence.

I wanna be ON YOU.

Ungh.

Please feel free to contact me immediately to facilitate a meeting during which I will locate your WMD, then we will promptly commence to making the beast with two backs.

I can best be reached by email at [e-mail]

Forever yours,
Vektor



*edited to add the :spray: smiley