Most loathsome CourtTV personality [View All]

[Bossy Monkey]

Please tell me I'm the only one who can't stop watching these swine. Generally, I'd say that they're probably really sweet people and my main objection is to their speaking voices, but then they'll go off and try to convict some other accused person rather in advance of the courts doing so, and I have to go hating them again.

That said, jeez, those voices! Beth Karas auditioning her fingernails-on-chalkboard impression! Nancy Grace? Hell, I'm from South Carolina and not on national television and somehow I can tone down the drawl a little bit. How Texas does anybody have to be?

Anyway, if this poll gets completely ignored (as it richly deserves to be) I'll take it as a sign of the good mental health of Lounge lizards, myself excluded.

Here's the rogues' gallery, by the way, if you haven't suffered enough: http://www.courttv.com/anchors/