Reply #48: "The object of this expedition... [View All]

[Awsi Dooger]

is to see if we can find any traces of last year's expedition."

"I am very proud to be in charge of the first religion with free gifts."

"No, dear, this is the dream, you're still in the cell."

"It's funny, isn't it? How your best friend can just blow up like that?"

"Well, I feel that they have missed the whole point of my disease."

The only things I memorized in high school were every Kentucky Derby winner since 1875 and line after line of awesome Monty Python. Great, now I'll be reciting in my sleep tonight: Arthur "Two Sheds" Jackson. The man with three buttocks. My theory about dinosaurs. Dirty rotten Belgian bastards. Upperclass Twit of the Year Competition...