Reply #20: Even Older Joke [View All]

[FloridaJudy]

A woman gets a big raise, and has enough money to buy a new car.

She goes down to her local dealer, and checks out the most advanced automobile -- the Turbo Put-Put. The salesman points out the state-of-the-art features: hybrid engine, all-side air bags, built-in GPS. She gets into the driver's seat, but is totally baffled by the built-in radio: it seems to have no controls. She asks about this, and the salesman answers "the radio is controlled by voice-recognition technology. No need for knobs - just tell it what you want to hear and the radio will do the rest".

She takes off on her test drive. After a few minutes she says "Blues". The radio immediately tunes in an old Billy Holiday song. "Wow!" the woman exclaims, "this really works!". She clears her throat and says "Classical". A Vivaldi concerto ensues. She's impressed, and asks "Classic Rock".

While she's driving along, tapping her fingers on the steering wheel to an Eric Clapton riff, a nut in an SUV talking on a cell phone cuts in front of her without signaling.

"ASSHOLE" she screams at the other driver.

And the radio switches to Rush Limbaugh.