Reply #14: I bought a fundie friend's son a cowboy set with a pair of handcuffs... [View All]

[Maddy McCall]

for his birthday a couple of years ago. All was well until he handcuffed their rottweiller to the wicker settee on the front porch, and the rottie tore through the neighborhood with said settee in tow.

And, by that time, the kid had lost the key to the handcuffs, so dad had to use a hacksaw to sever the dog from the settee. It was a funny sight. Dad, the fundie, cursed like I have never heard a Christian man curse. :evilgrin: