Sh*t....again this year....Its NOT FAIR!!!! [View All]

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ANOTHER LUMP of COAL!!!


I try...I really try, but its NOT FAIR!!!
You can be as good as baby Jesus for 364 days of the year,
but FUCK UP just ONCE, and its a Lump of Coal in your stocking!!


Its the LISTS, I tell you, those DAMN Lists!!!
Once you get on that list of those who have been Baaad, you can NEVER get off.

I don't think he's really watching like the song says. He's just using the list from last year, or the year before,
or the one from 1983....thats the last time I was really bad.
But EVERY Christmas, its the same damn thing, over and over....Lump of Damn Coal.

I don't know why I even bother trying to be good anymore. No matter what....Lump of Coal.
Damn!