Reply #19: We should redesign this thing. [View All]

[dr.strangelove]

At least we know enough to try to keep attention off the taped on tail. These guys need help in design, engineering and marketing.

You get to head up marketing. I like your idea of marketing it as a terror-proof plane by wrapping it in saran wrap and duck tape. We will put all other airlines out of business. Why didn't United think of this, because they did not hire us.
I want to run duck tape development. I'll come up with better ways to save money in the plane by replacing traditional items with duck tape. For example, those damn sliding seat belts could easily be replaced with rolls of duck tape.