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Thu Jan-13-05 01:20 PM
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| 42. To the kids who ate my ExLax brownies in 12th grade... |
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I am really sorry you had to suffer explosive diarrhea on the 2.5-hour bus trip to the state cross country meet. I am really sorry you were so sick, you couldn't run in the race, even though you were our top competers. I am sorry for the shit stains you had to display on your uniforms throughout the day, and I am REALLY sorry about the smell on the bus ride home. I am sorry one of you collapsed from severe dehydration, and had to be rushed to the hospital, at great cost to your family.
But, in my own defense, I never ASKED you to steal food and CDs out of my backpack all year long. You took the brownies unbidden.
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