Reply #27: At Mississippi State I wound up friends with an assistant atheletic direct [View All]

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or, from New York. First New Yorker I had ever met. I was a student, he became friends with the manager of the pizza place I worked (yes, Domino's, get over it!)

One night we were at the manager's house all cutting up, and he told me I was too vicious, and it was going to get me in trouble one day. A New Yorker, telling a southerner he was too rude! I was so proud.

Later that night his girlfriend made a pass at me. I turned her down, but I guess he had other reasons to be upset with me.

So it just goes to show you, if it's not one thing it's another. Either people are getting mad at you for your sense of humor, or some New Yorker is mad 'cause his girlfriend is hitting on a man five years younger than him. (tip o' the hat to Rosanne Rosanna Danna)

Nah, it wasn't supposed to make any sense at all.