Reply #39: One of my FAVOURITES (I just remembered) [View All]

[ailsagirl]

Is about the two-bit thief who's killed by the cops. He
wakes up and he thinks he's in Heaven-- Sebastian Cabot
is there as sort of a guide to give this guy anything he
wants. So the guy has women, riches, everything-- but he's
bored to death. He wins every poker game; all the women
around him are beautiful; all his "friends" laugh at every
joke he makes; but he's miserable.

He tells Cabot, "This ain't no fun-- I may as well be in the
other place!!"

And Cabot laughs hugely and says, "You ARE in the other place!!"

Whoa!!!