Reply #12: LOL! Ok, I'll share a story... [View All]

[Runcible Spoon]

mind you, I wasn't at this particular field school, but I've heard from several of the grads who WERE there that this actually happened. Apparently a bunch of grad students were on a field school to Belize, doing an archeological dig. They caught wind of this ancient indigenous ritual, a ritual so sacred that it had never before been practiced by the White Man. SO one late, dark night, they gathered together the necessary material elements to conjure the ancient magic: tequila, and a funnel! The first initiate was a young woman, 24 years old. She slowly lowered her skirt to reveal her buttocks. Two other young grads volunteered as neo-shaman, and inserted the funnel into her rectum. Down her ass slid about 4 shots of tequila, thus initiating her into the sacred ritual: Belizian Tequila Enema! Needless to say, they all discovered the origin of the condition known as "Montezuma's Revenge" the next moring! :evilgrin: