Reply #48: Throwing things at malefactors who flout traffic laws is [View All]

[IntravenousDemilo]

unfortunately frowned upon here in Toronto, along with most displays of discontent. Most pedestrians just won't stand up for the natural rights accorded to them as The People Who Were Here Before Cars.

Oh, another thing I do when I'm walking along the sidewalk and a car blasts its horn near me (usually unnecessarily) and makes me jump out of my skin, is to move towards them screaming "SHUT UP!!! SHUT UP WITH YOUR FUCKING HORN!!! ASSHOLE!!!!" I'm just an average-sized guy, but for some reason it seems to scare the shit out of them. They probably think I'm crazy. My friends are mortified. I don't care; it makes me instantly feel better in a cathartic way.

I wouldn't be surprised if we were related in some way. My grandfather impregnated my grandmother in 1913 and then fucked off back down to Wyoming, and apparently he "got around". I'd like to think there'd be more people like us anyway.