Reply #4: Let us say that some are more classy than others [View All]

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It's hard to call any place classy where women display their private parts to men who stare at them as though they were seeing the promised land.

However, some strip clubs are actually clean and smell normal, with new plush arm chairs and soft theatre lighting and where waitresses address men wearing suit and tie as "sir".

Then there are some that have a dozen sweaty lap dancers working their crotches on the customers in full view just as you enter, where the carpet has a permanent smell of cheap perfume mixed with a "je ne sais female quoi", and the restroom floor has a permanent layer of sticky gunk embedded with used condoms.