Reply #7: You know what really gets my goat? [View All]

[the_spectator]

"People Firsters." Especially FAT "people firsters." I'd like to serve them up to my many dogs and cats, especially my cats. They don't get much chance to hunt living things, because they are INDOOR cats. Anyone who lets their cats outdoors should be shot.

Of course, I hate sex offenders even more than fat People Firsters. They should all be castrated - not chemically. That's the wimpy way. Real castration. So you're a "sex offender" because you got caught pissing in the woods? Tough noogies. Say bye-bye to Mr. Wee-Wee. Anyone who doesn't think like me on this one is probably some childless freak: some woman who will never be fulfilled as a woman because she has never had a child. Or some man who never got married. And we all know what THOSE kind of men are. If they're not gay (just like all evil Repukes are, it just stands to reason) then they're just sad-sack nice guys. Women don't like nice guys!

Of course, people who still believe in voting really steam me as well. All these polls in GD and GDP about people's "dream ticket" in 2008. Please! It has been scientifically proven that Kerry was 100% absolutely certain to win the 2004 election. Haven't you seen TIA's spreadsheets? Anyone who ever votes again is a belly-crawling DINO complicit in the BFEE/Diebold conspiracy.

Also, I believe in chemtrails.

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