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Tue Nov-15-05 10:00 AM
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12. Tell Ruby Flying Spaghetti Monster stories.

That way, when you bring her to the neighborhood coffee shop for breakfast, she can tell everyone in the coffee shop that the artwork on the wall is a Flying Spaghetti Monster. "See...that's his noodly appendage!" (It is, actually, a very ugly wood painting that is somehow on sale for $1300.)

No, it won't stop the other kid, but at least Ruby will have a good comeback.

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