Reply #14: Nonsense. Condoms are very useful. [View All]

[jmowreader]

The world is your oyster if you always carry a condom.

If you need to carry water, you can put a quart in your condom.

If you need to cross a stream and you're carrying a gun, stretching your condom over the muzzle will keep the water out.

They make handy vegetable bags. They must; every schoolchild learns that cucumbers stay freshest when packaged in a condom.

I could mention how useful they are for carrying enough flour to thicken a good white sauce in case you're ever served one that's too thin, but we know that already.

If you have jungle rot and need to go wading in a public pool, putting a condom on one foot will let you hop across the water without infecting all the children with that dread disease.

That's five perfectly good uses for a condom that don't involve sexual acts.

Everyone should carry a condom. They are just so handy.