Reply #6: A guy goes out on his front porch, and finds a penguin [View All]

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The postman comes by, and the guy asks him what to do.

"If I were you, I'd take that penguin to the zoo."

"Good idea"

The next day, the postman comes by, and the penguin is still on the porch.

"Hey, I thought you were going to take that penguin to the zoo."

"I did," said the guy. "Today I'm taking him to a ballgame"

/thank you. Don't forget to tip your bartenders...