Reply #41: Here's one from Buddy Hackett.. [View All]

[hellbound-liberal]

Jesus and Moses are out golfing. When they walk up to the first tee, Jesus says"I think I'll use my 2-Iron." Moses replies "Are you kidding? Jack Nicklaus couldn't make it to the green with a 2-Iron!" Jesus raises an eyebrow and says "Have you forgotten who I am?" Moses says "Fine! Do whatever you want." Jesus takes a huge swing and slices it into a nearby water hazard. "Damn!" he exclaims, and then walks down off the tee and out onto the water to take his second shot. In the meantime, two golfers walk up to the tee where Moses is still standing."Look at that guy on the water," one says to the other" who does that guy think he is, Jesus Christ?" Moses replies "No, that IS Jesus Christ, he thinks he's Jack Nicklaus!"