Reply #52: A man finds a bottle on the beach. [View All]

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A man finds a bottle on the beach, picks it up, and out pops a genie.

"This is cool," the man says. "Are you going to give me three wishes?"

"Sure," says the genie, "but I want you to know up front that anything I give you, I will give twice that to your ex-wife."

"That's cool," the man says. "I'd like a Cadillac."

Instantly, a Cadillac appears there on the beach. The genie reminds the man, "now remember, your ex-wife just got two Cadillacs."

"No problem," says the man. "For my second wish, I'd like a million dollars"

No sooner than the words are out of the man's mouth, a million dollars appears on the beach, right next to the Cadillac. "Just bear in mind," says the genie, "your ex-wife just got two million dollars. Now, what would you like for your final wish?"

The man thinks it over for a minute and finally replies, "I'd like you to take a baseball bat and beat me HALF to death."