Reply #89: MY LIBERALISM IS BIGGER THAN YOUR LIBERALISM! [View All]

[Borgnine]

WHAT ARE YOU DOING POSTING ON DU! YOU SHOULD BE OUT MARCHING ON THE STREETS! WHAT? YOU HAVE A JOB AND CAN'T PROTEST 24 HOURS A DAY? THEN QUIT! AAAARRGGH! I HATE THE SOUTH! I HATE EVERYBODY THAT LIVES IN THE RED STATES! THERE CAN BE NO BLUE PEOPLE IN RED STATES, AND IF YOU CLAIM YOU ARE, THEN YOU OBVIOUSLY AREN'T DOING YOUR JOB! YOUR STATE IS STILL RED! I'M DOING MY PART! I LIVE IN NEW YORK AND IT'S BLUE! AAARRGGH! DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE NO MINORITIES ON THE SHOW 'CHEERS?' BOYCOTT CHEERS! BOYCOTT TED DANSON!

What? What was that? Your name is Crazy Guggenheim? CRAZY? How can you be so insensitive towards those with fragile mental health? GET OUT OF MY FACE, YOU FASCIST FREEPER! AAAAAAARRGGGH!!!!

(head explodes from righteous indignation)