Reply #37: 15 and life [View All]

[minkyboodle]

First drinking experience.. just for background. Split a 5th of Aristocrat Vodka with a friend
via screwdrivers. Had a great night roaming around the neighborhood, passed out on a lawn or two.
Made it back to the house of an acquaintance/friend (one of those high school friends who has the commonality
of being a outcast with you but makes your skin crawl). Went to sleep drunk off my ass in a house I've
never been to before. Woke up a few hours later sick as hell with no idea where the bathroom was. Stumbled
over my friend on the floor who proceeded to kick me into the wall where I fumbled desperately with the window
trying to open it, a battle that I mostly lost. Threw up on the wall/window cell and went back to bed. Woke
up the next morning to a chorus of shouting from the guy who's bedroom it was. In a stroke of genius I decided
the best way to clean it up was to basically brush it out the partly open window into the yard below. I was
deep in the task of doing this when I heard a woman shout "HEY" from below. It was the mother of the house
doing some morning gardening in the area directly below where I was. In one of those universal alignments
I was throwing the remnants of the night before directly onto her. My response was a half hearted "Sorry I
got sick". Rents came to pick me up about 10 minutes later and I never looked back. I know I'm the bad guy here.
All I can say in my defense is that the guy whose house it was went on to become a neo-nazi bastard and I later
learned the rents were supporters of Ollie North's VA senate campaign.... so cut me some slack :)