Reply #84: Titus. [View All]

[BreweryYardRat]

Which almost nobody knows about. Dark, dark comedy, and one of the funniest shows I've ever seen. Lasted about two and a half seasons on Fox. Each episode is about 2/3 "real life" and 1/3 inside the main character's head with him monologuing.

"Uh, excuse me. Christopher Titus; my brother's been arrested."
"Who's your brother?"
"You must be new here."

"Cain slew Abel... oh happy happy Cain."

"My dad's third heart attack, he'd gotten so good at them, he decided to drive himself to the hospital because 'They won't let me smoke in the ambulance!' and 'You can't make a burger run.'"

"Hey! Don't you ever call me again and tell me that you love me and you forgive me!"
"Hi, Dad."
"I would rather a highway patrol officer show up on my doorstep with your head in a bag!"

"Growing up, road trips with Dad were something I hated. Sitting still for hours, singing that stupid song, "100 bottles of beer on the wall. 100 bottles of beer..." Dad, you know, keeping up with the song."