Reply #7: I've been receiving the same type of spam for a couple of weeks. [View All]

[Lady Effingbroke]

A gif pushing penny stocks accompanied by bizarrely humorous nonsense!

I got two today:

"Jaunt Knickers" from "Juliana Fitzgerald"
Then a startling transformation made Surface another man.
They were waiting in agrove of pines off the lane. Next morning Brazos paid vastly more attention to his appearance thanwas usual with him.
Oh, dear, this dress wasnt made for grizzly bears.
Then thesignificance of Brazos Keene dawned appallingly upon them.
A slender form in white stood framed in the darkening doorway of foliage. I wouldntbe in your boots for all your money.
The lean man, staring hard at Brazos, said quietly, Its Brazos Keene. Evenin, lady, said Brazos, taking off his sombrero. Yu, too, Kiskadden, an fetch somebody withyu. Reckon theyre gonna buck the Miller ootfit.
He says yure not keen on hiscombine an the big herd. Surfaces visage changed instantly, markedly in colour, monstrously inexpression.
Thet girl isgonna rebound into yore arms like a rubber ball off a dobe wall.
So little Brazos rode along anthought hed break up yore game. Gentlemen, all our fellow citizens were invited to participate here.
Suddenly she sprang out from the wall, formidable as a tigress.
Thet girl isgonna rebound into yore arms like a rubber ball off a dobe wall.
But now I know yu, it doesnt make no difference.
Howdy, Brazos Keene, said the girl, looking up.
Evidently those who stayed away were satisfied to leave important mattersto us. And Brazos knew, if Hank did not, that gesturewas one of affection and farewell.

"Z Boil" from "Sidney Zimmerman"
And I think it is time they all knew what we are hopingfor.
What isa man to do but stand by his own flesh and blood?
Blythe never held up hishead after her death . Mother and Father only smiled again, much to Aunt Mary Mariasdisapproval. Hehad brought her mayflowers for years and years and years .
Wouldnt you like to fly up and light on it?
Youve kept your complexion very well, said Mrs. She has suchround staring blue eyes like all that clan.
Now, Jack is crazy to be a soldier when he grows up .
She felt surrounded and encompassed bylove.
Her heart sang all the waybecause she was going home to a joyous house . And he wantedso much to go with Bertie to see the tattooing. Do you remember the fun we had atMiss Lavenders wedding and Charlottas blue bows? They were an insult to my dearHouse of Dreams. She returned shortly withthe two china dogs which always presided at the hearth of Ingleside. Even in the moonlight yousaw that her hair was still black and her cheeks rosy and her eyesbright. No-o-o, I dont think that would be funny, Anne. Well see all the old familiar things weloved and hills where well find our youth again.
Sposin he sliced Dissawdust giraffe open on the living-room rug?
Susan came out on her way to the Glen and looked tenderly at thesmall, rebellious figure.
Do you remember the day you fell through the Cobbduckhouse on the Tory Road?
Morgans visit when you stained your nosered? Oh, I wish childrendidnt grow up so soon.

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