Reply #52: it depends on what the definition of "bald" is [View All]

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I say that any woman with hair shorter than mine AFTER I get a haircut, is the moral equivalent of bald. It is surreal to me that when I go get my hair cut that the girl cutting my hair has shorter hair than mine after she is done cutting it short, and in the meantime some old guy with basically a five days worth of beard growth on his head comes in for a haircut. I can't help but think "what is there to cut?"

But I cannot wear my hair that short since I look like Ross Perot on aural growth hormone. I wish I could go with a shaved head, really, since I almost never like the way my hair looks. Once in college a hair stylist cut too high and exposed my ears - bit time. The results were hilarious. I experienced what it is like to be Maria Sharapova, only not in a good way. As I walked down the steps to the cafeteria I could see almost every head turning to look at me as the person sitting across from them said 'holy sh*t, look at that haircut'. I felt like taking a bow or something. 'Thank you! Thank you! I will be here the rest of the semester!'