Reply #13: It is almost a shame to explain it. [View All]

[swimboy]

(and I am pretty giddy!)

There's an old Monty Python routine where a couple go into a department store to buy a bed. They are warned not to say mattress to Mr. Lamberts but when it slips out he puts a bucket over his head and the only measure to be taken is for one of the other employees to get in the fishtank and sing "And did those feet in ancient times . . . "

so you see, sadly, it all makes perfect sense. Even though it sounds a bit like Random Australian.

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