Reply #31: "will shred for food" [View All]

[SlavesandBulldozers]

lol.

you can find them in your neighborhood music store. The Poodlehead guitar salesman. You know him.

you're out looking for a cool used guitar and he's the one that walks up to you and tells you that the guitar youre considering is shit, points at some jagged Jackson, takes it off the wall and murmurs to himself "have to find the sweet spot" before hammering-on 'Eruption' for 10 minutes and never notices you get up and walk out. Because you've already got a headache from the 7 men in their late 30's who all seem to be playing "Sanitarium" on the display equipment.