Reply #25: God Damn you. [View All]

[jobycom]

I just went into a coughing fit laughing at that. Put a disclaimer in your post title, would you? "Caution: Post may be damaging to esophugus, especially for those prone to easy amusement, and those lying in bed on a Friday night depressed about the turns their life took, or never took, or never even saw, and looking for the slightest whimsy to momentarily jolt them from pathetic lethargy into some semblance of life... Damnit, I split an infinitive back there, didn't I? Now the fucking grammar cops are going to hammer me. Can't even use irregardless in the privacy of my own damn bedroom anymore. Watermelon. I was planning to get some watermelon. Wait, is this thing still on? Fuck, at least I didn't threaten to cut anyone's nuts off...