Reply #14: You're only just catching on to the subtle messages of hate in the Charlie Brown "universe"? [View All]

[Fire Walk With Me]

Teachers are portrayed as being unable to even speak a language recognizably from our planet, and force youngsters with developing lungs to clap chalk-dust laden erasers in exchange for emotional favoritism. The psychotic canine hates Germans and fantasizes destroying them personally with rapid-fire weaponry, often terrorizing them from the sky, where they stand no chance of escape. Lucy takes advantage of Charlie Brown's addiction by constantly tormenting him to kick the football. Their baseball field often floods to astonishing, life-threatening levels, and no adult is to be seen, either to save the endangered children, or to note the situation and install a "warning, floods" sign. Schroeder has a piano which exists in the fourth dimension, often presenting a complex "horizon perspective" when seen on stage with the rest of the children. No one notices. Lucy keeps enticing Linus into pre-adolescent snogging and no adult is supervising, much less educating them in the pain of relationships. Birds and dogs communicate in spite of entirely differing written languages. Charlie Brown is obviously clinically depressed yet no one offers him recreational drugs. One child is obviously abandoned and cannot manage to keep himself clean, to levels matching the homeless. No adults are present to do a thing.

This bunch is worse than the Scooby Doo! gang, by a long shot. This is what happens to the unsupervised. It's like Lord of the Flies.