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[Kali]

left a gate open out to the freaking interstate last night or this morning.

Got a call from the neighbor about 10 minutes before daylight "you up and ready to run out the door?" hell no I'm still in bed all sore and shit from overdoing it yesterday. One of HIS friends had seen the gate open and a "whole bunch" (its always a whole bunch) of cattle out on the interstate.

Well that gets the adrenaline going pretty good so I'm getting dressed and loading fence tools and shit in the van when DPS calls "I'm on my way" hahahaha I like to scoop them.

No big deal - there was a little bunch just grazing along the fence of the right-of-way and they went right back up and through the gate with no problem. Thank god I got there before the helpful officer who would have probably parked right in front of them or right next to them and split them into to bunches running in different directions or who knows - people that have no clue how to herd, and especially how to herd range cattle.

So how did YOUR day start?