"n yet another attempt to prove to George W. Bush that he is man enough to run this country, John Kerry made an animal sacrifice to the political gods in a cornfield in eastern Ohio last week.
Four dead geese are not too high a price to pay for a few rural, blue-collar votes in a swing state. As long as Mr. Kerry doesn't slip and ask Teresa to purée the carcasses into foie gras.
Tromping about in a camouflage costume and toting a 12-gauge double-barreled shotgun that shrieked 'I am not a merlot-loving, brie-eating, chatelaine-marrying dilettante,' the Democratic nominee emerged from his shooting spree with three fellow hunters proclaiming, 'Everybody got one, everybody got one," showing off a hand stained with goose blood.'"
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