Reply #17: I like the gay sex scandal idea, but... [View All]

[Withywindle]

It should involve "Katherine" Blackwell--the angle is that, in exchange for his valuable "services" in Ohio, he was allowed to live out his little Monica Lewinsky fantasy. Then we can get the various bigot factors AND the election fraud. Complete with humiliating DNA tests of semen spattered all over tens of thousands of improperly discarded provisional ballots, which turn out to all be for Kerry. CSI will immediately rush out an episode based on the scandal, and Kerry can quip, "I'd love to shake all the voters' hands, but I'm not going to touch those ballots."

Turns out Blackwell's just the tip of the iceberg--Cheney's been pimping the chimp to all sorts of shady "experts" in election-rigging who want to be paid in Presidential tail and a spot in the Air Force One Mile-High Club. "Being President is haaaaaard wooorrrk!"