Reply #16: And here is a sample from a future press briefing... [View All]

[Javaman]

Reporter: It was revealed yesterday that the president* was found eating rice crispy's out of a womans shoe while walking naked down the hallway in the west wing. Can you comment on that?

snow: well, you know, it's comments like that, that are causing the 100 plus price per barrel for oil.

Reporter: ummm, how do you equate, the presidents* escapades with oil??

snow: see, there you go again, do you know, that every time you point out the presidents* short comings, it's a win for the terrorists.

Reporter: my question didn't have anything to do with oil or terrorists...

snow: oh come on now, you just have to see that by faulting the job of secretary of state...

Reporter: wait wait, I never asked anything about the sec of state, I want to know why the president* was flouncing around in the buff while eating rice crispy's out of a womans shoe???

snow: what was the question again?