Reply #24: He's going to move the battlefield from Iraq to Pakistan according to his website. [View All]

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So we can fuck up a whole nuther country. No, no. It's good. Halliburton can win some no-bid contracts and make a shitload of cash that will eventually trickle down to you. No really, it will. See, they'll buy fancy dinners with the money. And the waiters will make more tips. And they and their boyfriends will give their nieces and nephews more spending money for Slurpees, and the sales tax from those Slurpees will go to pay for more cops in your neighborhood, which you will totally need because when all these vets come home there's going to be an astronomical rise in mentally ill vets sleeping on the sidewalk, and the cops are going to need the tax money to buy more tasers so they can shock the vets into submission and this will DEFINITELY benefit you, because if the cops are busy practicing their newly learned Gitmo/Abu Ghraib methods on homeless vets, then they'll leave you and your family alone.

But hey, we need to find Bin Laden so let's get right over there stat.