Suggested Imbibing List for tonight's debate [View All]

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Any other suggestions are welcome. Here are mine:

• If Barack says "hope", you have to do a ONE.
  
  
• If Hillary says "solutions", you have to do a ONE.
  
  
• Any reference to a personal story about someone they met on the campaign trail, you have to do a ONE.
  
  
• If Barack says how many states he has won in the last 10 races, you have to do a TWO.
  
  
• If Hillary says how proud she is of America, you have to do a TWO.
  
  
• If Barack makes any reference to armadillos, you have to do a TWO.
  
  
• If Hillary makes a reference to Ann Richards, you have to do a TWO.
  
  
• If Barack quotes the late, great Molly Ivins, you have to do a THREE.
  
  
• If Hillary puts on a Southern accent, you have to do a THREE.
  
  
• If either one starts a fistfight, you have to do a FOUR.
  
  
• If any of these Texan quotes are used, you have to do a FOUR:
  
  • There’s two theories to arguin’ with a woman. Neither one works.
    
  • It’s so hot, the trees are bribing the dogs.
    
  • Lettin’ the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier’n puttin’ it back in.
    
  • If you’re ridin’ ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it’s still there.
    
  • If you get to thinkin’ you’re a person of some influence, try orderin’ somebody else’s dog around.
    
  • Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
    
  • If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin’.
    
  • Don’t squat with your spurs on.
    
  • It don’t take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep
    
  • Always drink upstream from the herd.
    
  • Never miss a good chance to shut up.
    

Key:
ONE - A shot, a toke, a small line OR a small kiss to partner
TWO - Chug a beer, a complete joint/full pipe in bong, three lines OR a 30-second French kiss to partner
THREE - A full beer and a shot, two complete joints/two full pipes in bong, four lines OR "Second Base" with partner
FOUR - A six-pack, half a gram, a gram OR the Full Monty