In an alternate universe, Obama would've said these things in the debate (language alert) [View All]

[scheming daemons]

"I don't know, George. Why don't you fucking ask Rev. Wright how much he loves this country? I speak for nobody but myself."


"Hmmm... where's your fucking flag lapel pin, Charlie? Or Hillary's? Or George's? Or Senator McCain's? Oh... that's right... only black people with funny names are required to go above and beyond to prove their patriotism."

:sarcasm:
"As an 8-year-old, I was a secret member of the Weather Underground. Often, when I got home from school and finished watching Sesame Street, I would go out and bomb government buildings. Mom said it was alright, as long as I was back before dinner and was done with my homework. Are you fucking kidding me, George?"
:sarcasm:


"Charlie, are you that fucking worried about your capital gains? Isn't ABC paying you enough?"


"Did Hillary just say that she is to the right of George Bush on policy toward Iran? Are you fucking kidding me?"


"Hillary, what the fuck do you keep looking at the ceiling for? Are the answers up there?"


"Hey camera man.... Chelsea's not part of the debate, ok? Get over your sick fixation and quit stalking her."