My brother's daughter refused to take her turn doing the dishes. She blamed Hillary. [View All]

[Buzz Clik]

My brother walked in on his daughter last night about an hour after dinner. She was sitting in front of her computer sending IMs to her friends, watching The Hills, and chatting on her cell phone. My brother reminded her that it was her turn to do the dishes, and they were waiting for her. My brother was shocked at her response: "Hillary Clinton says that any language or actions dealing with domestic work is sexist. She said that when Barack Obama accused her of metaphorically throwing china at him that it was sexist. Equal treatment of all members of this family is a core value we treasure, and for you to expect me to wash dishes simply because I'm female is sexist. I refuse."

My brother gathered himself and said, "I do the dishes when it is my turn, and so does your brother. It is your turn. Do them now."

Daughter: "I can't believe that my own father is a sexist pig. I am saddened and ashamed. Shame on you, Daddy, shame on you!"

And there you have it. The complete moral decay of our family simply because Hillary Clinton thinks any mention of dishes is sexist.

What's next? Man-on-turtle sex?