Reply #5: Just imagine what you can do with prepaid-envelope junk mailings... [View All]

[MercutioATC]

:evilgrin:

Now, I'm going to preface this by saying that things that could damage machinery (paper clips, twist-ties, hard bits of anything) are not cool.

That said, when you get an annoying piece of junk mail with a postage-paid return envelope inside, why not be charitable and make the lives of the people who deal with your return correspondence brighter? Opening mail and entering data has to be tedious work...liven it up!

I'd bet they'd LOVE fun items like pizza coupons, dryer lint, gum wrappers and confetti. I usually try to send something valuable, like a discount coupon for penis enlargement, too. DO NOT SEND:

Any white powder, regardless of how pure.

Any hair, skin, blood, or similar body parts. They're just oogey.

Anything bearing any of your personal information.

These people work hard! Help them out! (and, remember, the company that sent you that mailing pays for the return postage, too)

...just a thought...