Reply #60: How to Conduct a Political Campaign and in the Process Help the Press Regain their Credibility, the [View All]

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Republican Party Energize Their Base, and to Show the American People that a Washington Oustider Who is also a Maverick is the Best Person to Run a Country of Small Town Patriotic Americans Who Believe in Patriotism, Continuing the War in Iraq According to the Bush Doctrine Also and Who Believe that any Candidate Who Consorts with Terrorists and Cannot or Will Not Produce a Birth Certificate Should Not be Allowed to Run for the Presidency Becase His Most Significant Accomplishment in the Senate was Voting Present and Community Organization Which Lead him to the Living Room of Bill Ayers Where He Began His Political Career (although he would tell you that he hardly knows Bill Ayres) and Who Still May not be Named the 44th President of the United States Because it will be Discovered that He Actually was Born in Kenya Although His Mother was an American Which Guarantees His Citizenship in the Good Ol' US of A Where I Want to Give a Shout Out to all the Fabulous Supporters Who Followed our Campaign From Town to Town Where We Met Alan the Actor, Bill the Beverage Distributor, Carol the Cake Decorator, Dan the Doctor, Edna the Electrologist, Frank the Factor, Gary the Garage Mechanic, Harry the HVAC tech, Iris the Inventor, Jay the Jack of all Trades, Karen the Knitter, Larry the Longshoreman, Mike the Milkman, Nancy the Nurse, Opal the Opthalmologist, Pete the Proctologist, Queenie the Quality Inspector, Rosie the Riveter, Sam the Safety Engineer, Tom the Tire Dealer, Ulysses the Union Organizer, Victor the Veep of his Company, William the Wine Distributor, Xena the X-ray technician, and Zora the Zoologist, Only a Few of the Many who Came and Stood in the Rain to See us While we Waited Inside Waiting for the Rain to Abate in Order to Preserve the Wardrobe that was Loaned to my Family So that We Looked Like We Belonged with That Left Elitist Crowd Instead of the Wasilla Hillbillies We Appeared to Be as Evidenced in the Very Casual Wardrobe I wore as Governor of Alaska and Captured on Film for the Left to Make Fun of While at the same Time Attacking those Brave Parents Who Believe that Life Begins at Conception and Who Believe the Stem Cell Research is Wrong Unless it Will be Used to cure the Snake Bites incurred During Snake Handling Services or Witch Doctor Incantations to Rid the World of the Evil Left and to Preserve our Country for Future Generations of the Only True Americans--Republicans."