Yo Eagles fans! [View All]

[WilliamPitt]

You'll enjoy this:

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/daily/email

(snip)

Part of me believes that I should I be quietly optimistic despite the fact that every media analyst and their mother has chosen the Pats -- with every pick of the Pats, I'll just smile and nod my head, confident with the knowledge that my beloved birds have enough fight in them to give any opponent a good run. Another part of my brain is actively trying to convince the rest of me to throw caution to the wind and allow the fervor of my fandom to take over me to the point where I'll spend every day until Super Bowl Sunday roaming the streets as a rabid, ranting, stark raving mad lover of all things Philadelphia.

YOU DARE QUESTION MY CITY? MY FOOTBALL TEAM? I WILL GRIND YOUR BONES TO MAKE MY BREAD AND THEN FEED THIS BREAD TO ANDY REID AS PART OF ONE OUR AUTHENTIC HEART-CLOGGING CHEESESTEAKS! AND THEN I WILL BOO SANTA CLAUS AND EAT A BABY SEAL!

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