Reply #2: I'm gonna call up Daddy Dobson, get him to write me a big check [View All]

[BR_Parkway]

so I can do reasearch on how we gays turn all those straight boys our way as part of the whole 'gay agenda' thing. There's a college just down the road. Maybe I could even take pictures (to document the research, of course) and put them on a website for all interested parties to check out (password protected of course, $19.95 a month - we have to think of the children, ya know).

And then all these rabid preachers and fundies in the congregation would have a Church Approved and Sanctified place to go and get all their info for the War on Homos (hmm, Shrub should appoint a Gay Czar) We have to help them in the battle, Girding their Loins and all that.

So ok, Daddy D - I figure I'm gonna need about $400,000 to cover my living expenses, photography, website expenses, Official Gay Agenda Cash Inducements, and misc.