Reply #17: they should just call it animal husbandry instead of marriage [View All]

[sui generis]

All your offspring are berlong to the state!!!!1!

The American breeding program for breeding Americans who breed. Who woulda thought we'd be so culturally invested in managing our gene lines. Why it sounds almost like that odd group back in the forties, what were they called again? The nazis?

Glad we're fighting for our freedoms, blah, blah, snore, to our zeitgeist. If America gets ugly enough, it ain't America any more so who cares.

Well, if breeding is the purpose, then I propose that we round up all the wenches in a wench draft and make them pop out 3.5 kids each before being released from duty. Since they'll otherwise be occupied with all the breedin' and birthin', I also propose that men everywhere are given the duty of raising those same children for the first 3.5 years of their lives, alone, without domestic help.

Day care coddles kids and probably gives them gay liberal cooties anyway. I mean, where DO those pesky gays come from? Clearly from gay parents.

What with all the various confusing religious messages we should also have a national religion: get rid of them Mary worshippers and we'll put in the Cleavers as the acme of civilization, with the Church of the Holy Beaver as the new vatican.

Procreation - I guess that means the only time anyone will be getting it in the butt is every four years when we have an election.